[dollie] frustration!

I am woefully ignorant and it is driving me crazy.

I'm trying to make a website for the display of my sewing talents and my favorite dolls, and I am not doing very well. I need a website creator program that holds my hand, gives me nice templates to work with, and doesn't require me to host my site with some godless provider like Yahoo. I'm starting to wonder if such a beast simply doesn't exist, and I'm going to have to lock horns with Dreamweaver.

Learning new stuff is good, but I don't really care about building websites. I just wanna HAVE one. Is that so wrong?