[life] Today in my body...

...white blood cells duke it out with the invading forces of the common cold. Judging by the truly astonishing amounts of snot I am producing, attrition is high. Stay strong, immune system! I'm airdropping as much vitamin C as I can!

This blog post is brought to you by my husband, who although he lives in the same goddamn house with me and knows everything that happens in my life nonetheless bugs me to update my blog so he can read it.

I say unto you, WTF.