I do not know the way

Sunday, August 28, 2005

[life] brain - on

Things I learned today:

Lance Armstrong has some sort of mutant circulatory system that allows him to maximize his power-per-pound output.

Strawberries soaked in Grand Marnier are delicious.

Hurricane Katrina is expected to destroy New Orleans. Like, mutant Japanese monster destruction. Like when you used to play SimCity and turned the "natural disaster" button all the way up to max. May God or his/her equivalent deity/power of choice be with you, New Orleans. I wish that I'd gone to Mardi Gras when I had the chance, because you are a beautiful city and if Katrina doesn't turn aside, it's going to be a major loss to the U.S. cultural scene.

2 Comments:

  • I hear that they programmed him to instantaneously forget certain things as soon as he learns them. Thus, he's constantly finding out, for example, that people listen to Kenny G of their own volition.

    By Blogger Karla Andrich, at 10:12 AM  

  • Also, what happened to your blog?

    By Blogger Karla Andrich, at 10:13 AM  

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